Confessions of a Warmonger

BROADCASTER:

Bless me Father for I have sinned.

This is my 4 and a half confession for the last 46 to 47 years, I don’t really remember my age, So Sorry.

Father, I am not a good Father.

Father, I put a black spell against Congress because it kicked me out.

Father, because of this I made a treaty with the Devil.

Father, my TV station is fooling the public. Of course, it had been fooling the public for many years already.

Father, my TV station is making the public believe that the Fulis are bad.

Father, I have boxed in the ears and kicked and karate-doed many girls in my entire life.

Father, these girls are poor, poor GROs who deserve to be punished by my hands and feet.

Father, I cannot condone what these girls do in girly bars.

They are corrupting people!!! They are making people, between their legs, evil…!!!!

Even married girls who act like these corrupt animals deserve to be punished!!!

I mourn for myself and fathers and husbands who are fooled by bad girls, Father!!!

I pity myself and those whose wives are not honest… like that girl who was fooling her hubby and is now missing from the face of this earth…

Father, I have used violence because these people have no rights!

Human Rights? Father? What is that?

Father, I recently got very angry at Casinos!!!

Father, I took a gun and pointed it at someone and that someone,

Oh My God Father!!!!!! I can’t incriminate ….

Oh My Gooooooooood!!! I shouldn’t have Come Here!!!!!!!!

Oh My Gooooooooood!!!

Oh My Gooooooooood!!!

FATHER:

Sssssh! Tumigil ka, tumahimik ka, damonyo, este damuho ka nasa Simbahan tayo!!!!

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